What I Want for the Holidays...Yeah Right!

It's here. The Neiman Marcus Christmas book is out for 2005! What a special Christmas it could be if someone would buy me a private concert by Elton John for $1.5 million dollars! It would be for a good cause to raise money for Sir Elton John's AIDS Foundation, and I would get to keep a signed, special edition Piano as well. Please hurry there is only one concert being sold, buy it for me now!

Give me a break. Whoever buys this, should get to have Sir Elton John be their butler for a year. Heck, I would be someone's butler for $1.5 million. Any takers?